dealer_of_aus_666

Some poor crewman: Do you ever sleep?
Zuko: sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close

Mai: Now, what do you say when you're having suicidal thoughts like 'throw yourself off a bridge?'
Zuko:
Zuko: Yeet
Mai: NO

In an AU where Ozai is Less Evil/Insane
Mai: Do you know when Zuko's coming back?
Ozai: Oh please. I sent him on an incredibly dangerous mission with one ship and a misfit crew to find someone who hasn't been seen for a hundred years and who only exists in legends nowadays.
Ozai: He'll take six months max.

Broke: Zhao invaded the Northern Water Tribe for glory
Woke: Zhao invaded the Northern Water Tribe out of a twisted sense of duty
Bespoke: Zhao invaded the Northern Water Tribe because when he was a teenager he promised Ozai he'd kill the moon as a joke to get to his cream puff stash

Zhao: Apparently some think that it's molestation by someone of the same sex that makes people gay. By that logic I'd be straight.
Zuko: sir please get off my ship

Therapist: So how would you describe your sister?
Zuko: you know the 'gaslight gatekeep girlboss' meme