Rating/Warnings: Teen and Up, No Warnings Apply
Fandom: Boku no Hero Academia
Characters: Eri's Mother (Yuna), Pops aka Shie Hassaikai Boss, Kurono Hari, Chisaki Kai
Additional Tags: Stuck in a Box, Dysfunctional Family, Arguing, Pops is a Misogynist
Summary:
Yuna gets teleported into a box with three other people, none of whom she likes.
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( Ending Notes )
A Tumblr writing snippet (aka, something I wrote on a whim in a couple of hours).
Summary:
Yuna comes to get her daughter Eri after recovering from her husband's death. Unfortunately, that means she has to tangle with her annoying-ass adoptive little brother.
(...not that Chisaki thinks much better of her.)
Rating: Gen, No Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eri's Mother (Yuna) & Chisaki Kai, Eri's Mother & Eri, Chisaki Kai & Kurono Hari, Eri's Mother & Kurono Hari
Additional Tags: Dialogue Only, Bickering, Dysfunctional Sibling Relationships, Humor (sort of)
Hojo: Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you do that?
Setsuno: Kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks.
Kurono: Kill me four times, just make out with me already cuz you're clearly obsessed.
Kurono: Kai, are you alright? What's wrong?
Chisaki, legs shaking like a newborn fawn's: you know what's wrong you ass
Kurono: Wake up.
Aizawa: Huh? Wha?
Kurono: I just murdered your entire family.
Aizawa: but--but I live alone--
Kurono: Haa? Then who are these people in your house??
Aizawa: There are people in my house??
Kurono: well nOT ANYMORE
Kurono: dumb bitch!
Kurono: you coulda died!
Kurono: you're welcome.
Setsuno getting his appendix out: Can I have some water?
Chisaki: not right now, you're about to go in for surgery
Setsuno: i'm really thirsty, when do i go in?
Kurono: you've already finished
Chisaki: I'm putting RUSH! on.
Kurono: Kai, I love you, but we do not need to listen to Maneskin every time. Let's do Nirvana instead--
Chisaki: I don't want to listen to Nirvana though, I want to listen to Maneskin--
Aizawa on the operating table: what?
Chisaki, grabbing the anesthetic: okay you go to sleep now
Yaoyorozu going under anesthetic: What if it doesn't work?
Recovery Girl: It usually does, but if it doesn't we have a hammer.
Teen Eri, going in for top surgery: are you gonna like...count down from ten
Chisaki, the surgeon, looking down on him: nope. goodbye
Eri waking up after: wait what
Kurono: you aren't reaching divinity you're fucking dehydrated
Chisaki: outta my way gayboy i'm about to liberate myself from this mortal flesh
Chisaki: hopital
November 2023 Monthly Short Piece! (Yes, I do one of these every month, and yes, it's still November right now where I am.)
Summary: Chisaki drives back from a personal mission, Toga asleep in the backseat, and reflects.
Warnings: None, Category: Gen
Relationships and Characters: Chisaki Kai & Toga Himiko, Chisaki Kai & Kurono Hari
Additional Tags: Fluff, Short, Short One Shot, introspective, Mentioned Twice, Sad and Sweet, AU: Canon Divergence
Kurono Hari: aight where these hosers at
Kurono Hari, releasing a pigeon into a room full of heroes: Ay, FUCK YA LIFE! Bing bong-
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