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Rating/Warnings: Teen and Up, No Warnings Apply
Fandom: Boku no Hero Academia
Characters: Eri's Mother (Yuna), Pops aka Shie Hassaikai Boss, Kurono Hari, Chisaki Kai
Additional Tags: Stuck in a Box, Dysfunctional Family, Arguing, Pops is a Misogynist

Summary:
Yuna gets teleported into a box with three other people, none of whom she likes.

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A Tumblr writing snippet (aka, something I wrote on a whim in a couple of hours).

Summary: Yuna comes to get her daughter Eri after recovering from her husband's death. Unfortunately, that means she has to tangle with her annoying-ass adoptive little brother.
(...not that Chisaki thinks much better of her.)

Rating: Gen, No Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eri's Mother (Yuna) & Chisaki Kai, Eri's Mother & Eri, Chisaki Kai & Kurono Hari, Eri's Mother & Kurono Hari
Additional Tags: Dialogue Only, Bickering, Dysfunctional Sibling Relationships, Humor (sort of)

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Hojo: Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you do that?
Setsuno: Kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks.
Kurono: Kill me four times, just make out with me already cuz you're clearly obsessed.

Kurono: Wake up.
Aizawa: Huh? Wha?
Kurono: I just murdered your entire family.
Aizawa: but--but I live alone--
Kurono: Haa? Then who are these people in your house??
Aizawa: There are people in my house??
Kurono: well nOT ANYMORE
Kurono: dumb bitch!
Kurono: you coulda died!
Kurono: you're welcome.

Irinaka Joi (aka Mimic): You'd willingly step foot into and buy from a restaurant knowing that it's a money laundering scheme run by the guy who tortured you as a kid?
College Student Eri: I'd torture a four-year-old myself for 500 yen fresh okonomiyaki

Snowflake Challenge #2 is to create some goals for the upcoming year. So, I'm going to make a few goals for writing:

• For my 2024 Monthly Short Pieces:

  1. Don't miss any this year--no skips or gaps. 12 MSPs for all 12 months.
  2. Each MSP will have at least 1000 words, every month.
  3. At least two MSPs will have at least two drafts.
     • I have a terrible habit of treating a first draft as a final draft--and while often my first drafts are good enough to publish, they're not as good as they could be, by a long shot. (In addition, on the rare occasion that I do write more than one draft, the story can end up changing drastically, and for the better.) I want to get better at actually doing drafting and revising.

• For other writing:

  • I want to restart work on my Eldritch Rei AU WIP (probably including rearranging drafts and documents) and publish at least the first chapter of the first work sometime this year! The Eldritch Rei AU is a huge, huge project--I'm not sure on chapter numbers, but it'll end up a series with at least three or four works, and at least two of those works will likely have over thirty chapters (which is long for a chronic oneshot writer like me). It's a project that'll likely take years. But it'll never get started if I don't take that critical first step.
  • I also want to complete And the Universe Said "I Guess We're Doing This The Hard Way", a much shorter work that I did for the Natshig Big Bang last year.
  • Finally: I want to finish my rewrite of Wild Magic, which was one of my MSPs for September 2023 after skipping July and August. It's good, it's one of my longest works, but I think I can do better, especially with this idea.

Of course, there could be some Life Things getting in the way: I'm taking a heavy load for this semester so that I can graduate college in April, and then I'll have to move and find a job, along with all of the assorted stuff that goes with transitioning from college culture to full-time-job culture. Still, I've got a whole year (and ADHD meds), so these goals seem pretty in reach.

Setsuno getting his appendix out: Can I have some water?
Chisaki: not right now, you're about to go in for surgery
Setsuno: i'm really thirsty, when do i go in?
Kurono: you've already finished

Chisaki: I'm putting RUSH! on.
Kurono: Kai, I love you, but we do not need to listen to Maneskin every time. Let's do Nirvana instead--
Chisaki: I don't want to listen to Nirvana though, I want to listen to Maneskin--
Aizawa on the operating table: what?
Chisaki, grabbing the anesthetic: okay you go to sleep now

Yaoyorozu going under anesthetic: What if it doesn't work?
Recovery Girl: It usually does, but if it doesn't we have a hammer.

Teen Eri, going in for top surgery: are you gonna like...count down from ten
Chisaki, the surgeon, looking down on him: nope. goodbye
Eri waking up after: wait what

November 2023 Monthly Short Piece! (Yes, I do one of these every month, and yes, it's still November right now where I am.)

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Summary: Chisaki drives back from a personal mission, Toga asleep in the backseat, and reflects.

Warnings: None, Category: Gen

Relationships and Characters: Chisaki Kai & Toga Himiko, Chisaki Kai & Kurono Hari

Additional Tags: Fluff, Short, Short One Shot, introspective, Mentioned Twice, Sad and Sweet, AU: Canon Divergence

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Kurono Hari: aight where these hosers at

Kurono Hari, releasing a pigeon into a room full of heroes: Ay, FUCK YA LIFE! Bing bong-

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